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In an after thought rally, hundreds were doing the "Hillary" and waving web-spinning hands in the air in support of the idea of their candidate going all the way to the convention. "If we could just catch flies, we'd have a chance" said one supporter from Texas. "Spin a web any size" said another fan as momentum built from the crowd. The theory that the combination of hysterical facial expressions combined with the universal symbol for web spinning has been known throughout the East to conjure even the most unlikely events.




Meanwhile, in lesser important news food will someday be as accessible as medicine!

While corporations will be pouring billions into investing in farming and all it's fixins (machinery, land, seeds, fertilizer) billionaires and banks will be profiting off of world hunger. Sound crazy? Replace "world hunger" with "illness". Billionaires will be profiting off of illness. Already being done. I guess someone needs to regulate the rations. I was wondering why farmers were being paid not to cultivate.

John McCain is raising millions of dollars (hundreds of Euros) in order to bomb Iran.

While his bluntness is fresh, his agenda is borderline psychotic. But at least it's all out in the open that bombing certain middle eastern states will provide the path toward energy control and world domination. And while doing so, wiping out an overly voluminous Muslim population with each invaded country. Sound familiar? Just stick a little square patch of hair above his lip.